terça-feira, julho 22, 2008

Lazy Reviews!!


Wanted

The good
: Fight Club meets The Matrix.
The bad: It could be better.. it could be Fight Club meets The Matrix meets Jurassic Park meets Robocop meets the Spartans.. er.. ho.. shit.. i.. im sorry.................................................... fuck



The Happening

The good
: A random guy eaten alive by a Lion!
The bad: Not enough scenes involving random guys eaten alive by Lions!!!



The Incredible Hulk

The good
: Why do i love to watch Marvel movies? Cause it gives me the chance to play a game that i LOVE called "spot the Stan".
The bad: pffff it was TOO easy this time, c'mon!!!




Kung Fu Panda

The good
: KickAssActionAwesomeAnimationWithLotsOfFunnyMoments!
The bad: People tend to overrate PIXAR and ALL the other computer animated movies are only referred has beeing "nice", well at least this one wasn't has BORING has Ratatouille! There! I'v said it! Im the first person to say a BAD thing about a Pixar movie!



Ratatouille

The good:
It's a Pixar movie!
The bad: It's a fucking overrated Pixar movie!! I swear to god if there was ONE MORE SCENE in that kitchen i would start to throw up!!



Ironman

The good
: Well ya know, it's another Marvel super-heroes movie.. but this time "GOOD"!
The bad: Not enough screening time of Stan Lee in a bathrobe.



Masters of the Universe

The good:
Finally got the chance to watch this movie after 20 years!
The bad: I watch it............. shit!

3 comentários:

nakamura_michiyo disse...

hahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahaha

adorei as tuas reviews... a sério... tens de fazer isto mais vezes!!

...por outro lado, não faças, que ainda perco um pulmão de me rir...

hahaha adorei :D

João Mealha disse...

Ficaste até mesmo ao final dos créditos do "Masters of the Universe"?

Não??

Pois fizeste muito mal!!Iria mudar toda a tua opinião sobre o filme do "xôr" Ivan Drago a.k.a Frank Castle.

Ou então se calhar não...

João Mealha disse...

http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/07/22/dj-caruso-hopes-y-the-last-man-movie-will-hit-theaters-by-2010/

Shia LeBouf and a Monkey?Again?NooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!